Thursday, July 16, 2009

You Know How To Whistle Don't You...

Dear Mouth,

Sometimes I wanna dress you in lipstick, take you out and show you off...Sometimes I want to stitch you together, then staple you, then wrap some sort of electrical tape around you and urge you to call my brain for assistance...

Yours sincerely,

7 comments:

  1. Was this one of those "omygoddidireallysaythat" moments?
    I have these upon waking regularly.

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  2. Ha! I am in the latter camp at the moment - late pregnancy being my excuse - what will I use as my excuse in a few weeks time??? Always love your letters...

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  3. Oh yes. I need the stapler/electrical tape combo as well.

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  4. If only. They do seem to have a mind that functions independently of the brain...scary.

    Cow winding tape around here

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  5. Dear Letter Writing Girl,

    How cute that you still strive for that brain-mouth filtering mechanism! However, the staples and electrical tape are a lot of work--I've found it's much easier to simply wipe the lipstick off my shoe.

    Love,

    Linda

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  6. I just keep my foot in there on a pretty regular basis. Doesn't really help.

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  7. Huh. Wow. that last part...I can't figure out if you said something bad, or ate something bad.....or DID something bad.

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