Is that all you have to say to your belly? Seriously?Try this:
Dear Belly,
A few questions: When the fuck did you get so goddamn flabby? Exactly how many times do I have to suffer through my Super Stomachs video before I see an iota of improvement? Have I surpassed the point of any possible toning, or is that entirely out of the question?
To your credit, I must admit that when I try to hold you in, you do cooperate somewhat. Perhaps you could have a chat with my back fat, which remains simply defiant.
Embrace it? HELL, no! I'm fighting it and I shall be victorious! In fact, I'm going to pop in an exercise video as soon as I'm done with this bowl of ice cream.
Is that all you have to say to your belly? Seriously?Try this:
ReplyDeleteDear Belly,
A few questions: When the fuck did you get so goddamn flabby? Exactly how many times do I have to suffer through my Super Stomachs video before I see an iota of improvement? Have I surpassed the point of any possible toning, or is that entirely out of the question?
To your credit, I must admit that when I try to hold you in, you do cooperate somewhat. Perhaps you could have a chat with my back fat, which remains simply defiant.
Love,
Linda
Embrace the belly Linda Lou, rub it for luck like Buddha!
ReplyDeleteEmbrace it? HELL, no! I'm fighting it and I shall be victorious! In fact, I'm going to pop in an exercise video as soon as I'm done with this bowl of ice cream.
ReplyDelete