Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I'm Hanging Up Now....

Dear Are You My Friend Or Not,

You can't keep all your secrets to yourself and want to know mine also. If I wanted you to know every single intimate detail, then surely I would post my own pay per view website and be done with it.You're really going to have to stop asking, at the very least, ask me how I am before you ask me if I got laid, I mean if you really need me to list the things he did in alphabetical order, we have a problem. I'm happy you've met a girl, I'm not sure why you feel the need to keep it secret, we share a lot of friends, who aren't very good at keeping secrets. Unlike you, I don't want to know the details, I have a vagina, I know how they work. Real friends, do not bargain or trade information, they simply talk, you'd do well to remember that, or soon, soon, you will have no one to talk to at all...

Yours sincerely,
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6 comments:

  1. Bella@That damn expat18 February 2009 at 10:39

    Thanks for stopping by my blog! I'm glad you did because now I found your blog and I'm loving it!

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  2. Polly18 February 2009 at 11:50

    Thanks for commenting on my blog! This letter is great... and sounds very much like what I'd like to write today, but I won't :-)

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  3. the letters i wish i'd written...18 February 2009 at 14:04

    Thanks Bella, I stumbled upon yours and it made me laugh out loud, the best way to start the day I find!

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  4. the letters i wish i'd written...18 February 2009 at 14:06

    Polly, something good did come from a decidedly average movie, I found your blog!

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  5. Micaela25 February 2009 at 22:37

    I lalalooooove and feel this post. i hate living in a small town for this very reason!

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  6. the letters i wish i'd written...26 February 2009 at 16:26

    Small town, Big town, it really makes no difference, people love a good old gossip! Thanks for your comment Micaela.

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