Dear Horrified Self That Swam Into Another Band Aid,
Someday I hope to be rich enough to afford a swimming pool just for me. Not one other person shall be allowed to swim in it. They can have their own pool, over by the west wing...

This may seem elitist, but having spent however many years swimming in public pools, one of these days, it would be lovely to know that the plaster I have just swam into, is mine and mine alone...
Yours sincerely,
Hahah. Agreed.
ReplyDeleteOh, so true!
ReplyDelete