Oh Karl...

Dear Karl Lagerfeld,

I watched your documentary the other day. Can I just say I love you? A real, true, unquestionable, unstoppable, kind of love. Oh yes, Mr Lagerfeld, I do believe I am crushing hard. I always knew you were a genius, I had no idea you were so funny. And so I find myself falling in love with a gay man, again...

Yours sincerely,