Sunday, January 30, 2011

I'm In Love, I'm In Love, I'm In Love...

Dear New Trousers,

Such are your extreme beauty I could weep.
I love the height of your waist. I love the length of your leg. I love the billow of your fabric. I love the way you made my Swedish Hasbeens squeal with delight, when they saw they had a new playmate. I love the way you fill my heart with anticipation for spring and the way you make me talk like Katherine Hepburn.

Sweet, dear trousers, I love all these things about you, but most of all, I love how your little polka dots look like polo mints, it's all I can do to stop myself sucking on a leg, sigh...

Yours sincerely,


  1. ohhh theres nothing quite like new clothes love... mmmm. *s*

  2. Isn't it funny how new clothes can turn your whole mood around?

    Ramblings of a Small Town Girl

  3. They embrace my tomboy and vintage hearts in equal measures!