Thursday, August 13, 2009

Sweet Dreams...

Dear Jet Lag,

No one likes someone who wakes them constantly for shits and giggles. No one likes to think about things they shouldn't in the middle of the night when the rest of the world is sleeping. No one likes an imaginary finger poking them in the shoulder telling them to wake up, you've been asleep for almost six minutes. I say this to you as a friend.

I realise it must be desperately lonely in your world but if you could just see to it that I don't feel like I should be eating lunch when I should have been asleep three hours ago, I would love you forever. I would, truly, the kind of love that sends you flowers, buys you chocolate, tucks you in and covers you with kisses...One more incident and I'm reaching for the Valium...

Yours sincerely,


  1. Oh she's so spunky and it's such a hot track and video! you made my day. Oh, and jet lag sucks indeed. Good luck with that.

  2. Thanks, I'm currently dancing round my flat to this tune in the hope that I may just fall down in a narcoleptic stupor!