Sunday, June 14, 2009

Hit Me Baby One More Time...

Dear Britney,

So I went to see you. I got given some tickets and thought why not? You're not really my cup of tea, but as pop songs go, Toxic is genius, and you are Britney Spears. It made me sad, I wanted to pull the plug on the power and smuggle you away somewhere quiet and give you a nice cup of tea.

I always think when people embark on fame a deal with the devil is made. Some tribes believe when their photo is taken a piece of their soul goes with it, it would be hard to disagree with that judging by the night's performance. You're eyes were dead, where ever you were, it wasn't inside the o2.

You have all these people looking after you, and by you I mean your brand, because it just doesn't look like you as a person are being cared for at all. I think you should just take your babies somewhere quiet and hang out, take some time off, chill, enjoy yourself, get better. If you really want your life back, if you want any sort of life at all, just start saying no...

Yours sincerely,


  1. That is exactly what she needs, but her handlers (read - DAD), see a money machine. And after all, there are bills to pay.

    Hope you enjoyed it as best as you could.

  2. She is a cautionary tale to all Pop Princesses to follow her.