Friday, May 29, 2009

Yo Yo Yoghurt...

Dear Yoghurt,

Thank you, thank you so much for exploding all over me on the final leg of a 22 hour journey from wait for it, Ireland to England, yes really.

The way you exploded all over my chest and face made me look like an adult entertainment star and has got me thinking about a career change. Please don't think it went unnoticed that this happened in front of a very handsome man.

Thus it is with a heavy heart I am giving up dairy...

Yours sincerely,
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12 comments:

  1. Roshni29 May 2009 at 17:55

    You seem to have all kinds of incidents happening at the airport (re: alarm clock going off in your suitcase)!!
    um..sorry! Probably shouldn't have reminded you of that one now!

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  2. the letters i wish i'd written...29 May 2009 at 18:38

    I am beyond clumsy, if it can happen at all, it will happen to me!

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  3. nath29 May 2009 at 21:16

    did the handsome man find it amusing and endearing and then help you clean yourself up?

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  4. the letters i wish i'd written...30 May 2009 at 00:24

    he most certainly did not, he just gave me a knowing smile as I turned the colour of crimson, shame, shame, shame...

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  5. peewee30 May 2009 at 02:24

    You're giving up dairy? Because it exploded all over you?

    (a beat)

    Then you giving up men too?

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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  6. DKC30 May 2009 at 03:01

    D'oh! That's a bad one. What flavor was it?

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  7. the letters i wish i'd written...30 May 2009 at 15:52

    peewee - fair point, well made!

    Dana's Brain - that's the truly special part, it was vanilla, yes really...

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  8. Anonymous31 May 2009 at 02:13

    I'll look for the video post on youtube. :))

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  9. the letters i wish i'd written...31 May 2009 at 14:45

    I'm in negotiations for the sequel...

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  10. Rice Candy31 May 2009 at 16:11

    Oh geeze. I don't know what to say but this post was amusing and funny. Then again alot of your posts are interesting always.

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  11. CARINA2 June 2009 at 11:22

    oh no - haha!!!

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  12. Vegas Linda Lou9 June 2009 at 05:06

    Ha! You're so sick.

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