Thursday, April 09, 2009

Ooompa, Ooompa...

Dear Easter Bunny,

Just so we're clear, all no sugar rules are off. I break them on Sunday, every last one of them. So whatever hotel, in whatever city I happen to be in, you hop your little buns right on over and drop off a few eggs. Although why I'm excited about a rabbit dropping off eggs is beyond me, you've either stolen them or had a little sexy time with a chicken... either way it's not looking good for you is it?

Anyway, I digress, your habits are your own, as long as you show up with the good stuff we'll be cool. I'll turn a blind eye to your transgressions and you in turn, leave me an egg so big I can sit in it. I'm using Augustus Gloop as a role model this weekend, I even like his high waisted shorts, I tell you he was misunderstood, if only he'd learned to swim...

Yours sincerely,

10 comments:

  1. All bets are off when it comes to Easter candy. Maybe your bunny will get a little somethin', somethin' from a marshmallow peep. (if you know what i"m sayin')

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  2. There is no egg like a chocolate creme egg.

    Except for Marshamallow Bunnies, who ring in a close second.

    Moo!

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  3. Lets be clear, everything fails in the face of the mighty Wispa...

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  4. I bleed Cadbury mini Eggs this time of the year. I've gotten enough of a jump on the season that the EB needs to bring me a Keith Richard's-style blood washing.

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  5. Augustus ain't got nuthin' on Veruca! Veruca was misunderstood! She just knew what she wanted, and she wanted it NOW! Which is EXACTLY how I feel about peanut butter eggs!

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  6. oooh eggs, one more sleep and eggs, eggs galore, eggs for everyone!

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  7. Love that line from his mum- "Augustus ,svveetheart, save some room for later" as he slurps up the chocolate river!

    Enjoy your egg-stravanganza(sorry!)

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  8. I love his high-waisted shorts. A small part of me that doesn't deserve to be seen in public wants them for myself

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  9. Monk - I'll race you to maison gloop, I want them!

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