Dear Easter Bunny,
Just so we're clear, all no sugar rules are off. I break them on Sunday, every last one of them. So whatever hotel, in whatever city I happen to be in, you hop your little buns right on over and drop off a few eggs. Although why I'm excited about a rabbit dropping off eggs is beyond me, you've either stolen them or had a little sexy time with a chicken... either way it's not looking good for you is it?
Anyway, I digress, your habits are your own, as long as you show up with the good stuff we'll be cool. I'll turn a blind eye to your transgressions and you in turn, leave me an egg so big I can sit in it. I'm using Augustus Gloop as a role model this weekend, I even like his high waisted shorts, I tell you he was misunderstood, if only he'd learned to swim...