Dear Easter Bunny,
Just so we're clear, all no sugar rules are off. I break them on Sunday, every last one of them. So whatever hotel, in whatever city I happen to be in, you hop your little buns right on over and drop off a few eggs. Although why I'm excited about a rabbit dropping off eggs is beyond me, you've either stolen them or had a little sexy time with a chicken... either way it's not looking good for you is it?
Anyway, I digress, your habits are your own, as long as you show up with the good stuff we'll be cool. I'll turn a blind eye to your transgressions and you in turn, leave me an egg so big I can sit in it. I'm using Augustus Gloop as a role model this weekend, I even like his high waisted shorts, I tell you he was misunderstood, if only he'd learned to swim...
Yours sincerely,
Thursday, April 09, 2009
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All bets are off when it comes to Easter candy. Maybe your bunny will get a little somethin', somethin' from a marshmallow peep. (if you know what i"m sayin')
ReplyDeleteThere is no egg like a chocolate creme egg.
ReplyDeleteExcept for Marshamallow Bunnies, who ring in a close second.
Moo!
Lets be clear, everything fails in the face of the mighty Wispa...
ReplyDeleteI bleed Cadbury mini Eggs this time of the year. I've gotten enough of a jump on the season that the EB needs to bring me a Keith Richard's-style blood washing.
ReplyDeleteAugustus ain't got nuthin' on Veruca! Veruca was misunderstood! She just knew what she wanted, and she wanted it NOW! Which is EXACTLY how I feel about peanut butter eggs!
ReplyDeleteoooh eggs, one more sleep and eggs, eggs galore, eggs for everyone!
ReplyDeleteLove that line from his mum- "Augustus ,svveetheart, save some room for later" as he slurps up the chocolate river!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your egg-stravanganza(sorry!)
Flora - Hee hee svveetheart...
ReplyDeleteI love his high-waisted shorts. A small part of me that doesn't deserve to be seen in public wants them for myself
ReplyDeleteMonk - I'll race you to maison gloop, I want them!
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