Friday, April 03, 2009

A Little Etiquette Please...

Dear Cretin On Phone,

Thank you for jabbering incessantly on your phone for 40 minutes about petrol and brake pads whilst my colleague and I, who had worked a 14 hour day, were trying to decompress and read quietly. How astonishingly rude of you, yours is a face I would never get tired of punching...

Yours sincerely,


  1. how about you make a dartboard with his face on it? That will help while away you time when you can't get anything done!

  2. If only we could punch someone over the phone.

  3. Brilliant, as always. You always inspire me! May I?

    Dear other people sitting on the stopped train in the dark when the electricity went out:

    You know how you all had to call someone to tell them you'd be late getting home? And then when it was quiet, you heard me leave a filthy, X-rated message on someone's voicemail? I didn't have a cell phone with me that day; I was just spoutin' off into the air.



  4. I have to admit, I'm not sure what I laughed more over - your letter or Linda's!!

  5. Roshni - Dartboard, ooooh interesting...

    Walter - Punch versus slap?

    Linda Lou - You're a wee imp!

    Dana's Brain - Double your pleasure!