Dear Spam,
Thank you so much for the constant barrage of emails offering me free Viagra to help with my, as you so charmingly put it, crippling impotence. I will have to politely decline on the basis of not being in possession of a penis...
Yours sincerely,
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So true! The way the spam mail is you would think the entire world male population is afflicted with impotence. And tiny penises.
ReplyDeleteIf only they were as aggressive with anti-depression medication. because that's what women OBVIOUSLY need if their men just aren't gettin' it up.
ReplyDeletehahah! SO right! We keep getting phonecalls congratulating us for getting pre-approved for our mortgage rate being halved... we don't have a mortgage; we don't have a house!!
ReplyDeleteI swear, why just today, they have solved my sexual problems, introduced me to Jesus and informed me I am two clicks from becoming a millionaire and people say you don't get something for nothing......
ReplyDeleteYour site is awesome! Sorry to hear that your willie is not. I too have been plagued by this problem. Perhaps we should start a support group for all the impotent women out there. I am flaccid and clearly in need of help. At least according to my inbox. Hmmmm. That sounded even worse than my wilting member.
ReplyDeletehaha!
ReplyDeletewell said my dear
I get tons of emails offering my Viagra as well! Sometimes I wonder if it's something I said in the past...
ReplyDeleteDG - I love the word flaccid, it makes me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteKatieleigh - Thanks for stopping by pickle!
Polly - Maybe we should just take up the offer and sell it on the black market...
Where's Willy?
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
Moo!
I had one of those emails the other day and it said "she will want to watch you shake your giant manhood as you walk towards her". Sounded all a bit scarey to me actually.
ReplyDeleteCow - Where indeed?
ReplyDeleteLinda - I feel a little ill with that visual, hilarious!