Saturday, March 28, 2009

Feelings In Disguise...

Dear Optimus Prime,

You were my first crush. I think I might have crushed on you before I knew what a crush was. I believe this to be true because when I was little and you appeared in an episode of Transformers, everything was nicer, sweets tasted better and trucks were cool. When faced with a moral dilemma, I would think what would Optimus do? I remember changing my clothes in time for your appearance, I may have even done my hair and put on candy lipstick. I was thinking about this because I realised for the first time in a long time, I am crushing on no one. I love a good crush. I may have to watch an episode of your show...

Yours sincerely,


  1. You and my five year old! Just stay away from the toys. They are deceptively NOT simple to "transform." Especially for said five year old. And thirty-something year olds!

  2. sorry. He doesn't do anything for me...maybe if he transformed into a Lexus or a BMW, I might go out to coffee with him.

  3. Ah, crushes, they can sneak upon you before you know it. Shakespeare in Twelfth Night had a great line about so quick can you catch the disease, must look up that quote...


  4. Optimus is one bad ass. We have a full set of Transformers if you need a fix.